Sunday, March 30, 2008

okay sinyee the ass wants to hear about my orientation haha.so here goes!


DAY 1: we didnt do anything much.most of the morning was wasted on GLs introducing themselves and stuff. i must say,the food throughout the whole camp was mostly horrible LOL.


played whacko in the afternoon,got to know all the clowns in my group.after that we were blindfolded. i remember sitting down there like an idiot for a VERY long time,then one GL led me to this guy and asked us to shake hands with our mass dance partner.haha.our convo was really really retarded!

me:hi! who're you?i dont even know what we're doing here!
guy:oh we're not supposed to ask for each other's names yet haha.
(blahblahblahblah)
me:so,how tall are you?
him: im 1.8m. you?
me:oh im 1.57.haha.what's your weight?
him: i 100kg leh. you believe anot?
*feels for his wrist*
me: no leh! ur wrist so bony,i dont think you're that heavy la
him: walao eh! you think what! choosing pork ah?!must feel my wrist somemore!

hahahhaah.we went on to talk more crap until we removed our blindfolds.so this guy is samuel and is from st andrew's sec.HAHAHa.damn crappy la this guy.


then...i dont really remember what happened at night. i think we slept pretty early.1am or smth.


DAY 2: dirty games day! okay wait.we learnt the mass dance in the morning.quite fun haha. then after that we started playing all the dirty games.most of us ended up with butter,flour,oil,toothpaste and whatnots on ourselves. i had to use my forehead to pass a blob of toothpaste to a guy's ass. (im traumatised man)



BUT IT'S BETTER THAN PASSING FROM MOUTH TO ASS AHHAHHAA. it was what my friend had to do.body parts were chosen randomly btw.so i had no choice.



we were all like,tired by night time.then THE SCARY NIGHTWALK!!!the GLs made us walk through this school block and there were people scaring us everywhere.damn scary man!


then another group caught up with us,so we hid in a corner and scared them.we became 8 people.i was so scared,i just anyhow grabbed a guy's arm. HAHAHA.i didnt even see his face cos it was too dark.

me:eh lend me your arm for now ah.later i return you.
the guy:uhhh....okay.....


we ended up sleeping at like,4am.

DAY 3:continued learning the 2nd half of mass dance and played water games in the afternoon. managed to chiong to bathroom first! yayyyyyy.we had only ONE water game,and it wasnt even that fun la.


after that was campfire night,which was really fake cos there wasnt even a fire.just a fake volcano.but we kept cheering and cheering.all of us were damn high!! (and now i sound like a man)


came out of the convention hall to have supper after that,and was told to go back in for mass dance. >< it was pitch black with only 1 lightstick per person. so when we finished the dance one DJ came up and intro himself as our DJ for the evening! everyone was like,partying away! the music was kinda sucky though.



my group ended up too high to sleep after that,so we sat around and listened to ghost stories from our GLs until 5am and slept.


LAST DAY: farewell video made some of our GLs cry,and we kept making them cry harder ahhaha.were supposed to dismiss at 12 or something,but we dragged all the way till 3. the rest wanted to go King Albert's Park Mac for lunch,while i just went back home to SLEEEEEEEP.


i have a butt ache and an ugly specs tanline on my face.


my dad's going to London for work tomorrow. ):


ME.




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